Health, Humor, Academia, Age Quotations

HEALTH
Seneca
It is a part of the cure to wish to be cured.

HUMOR
Jean Paul Richter
No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much.

ACADEMIA
Rockefeller Brothers Fund
A degree is not an education, and the confusion on this point is perhaps the gravest weakness in American thinking about education.

AGE
Leo Rosenberg
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.

Humor, War, Go For It, Service

HUMOR
Golda Meir
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.

WAR
Paul Thomas Mann
War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.

GO FOR IT
Stephen Larsen
Say yes to life, even though you know it may devour you.

SERVICE
David J. Schwartz
Put service first and money takes care of itself – always.

Humor, The System, Opportunity, Lying

HUMOR

Oliver Herford
Lisp: To call a spade a thpade.

THE SYSTEM

Donald M. Fraser
Under current law, it is a crime for a private citizen to lie to a government official, but not for the government official to lie to the people.

OPPORTUNITY

Thomas Alva Edison
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

LYING

James Hall
Why would anyone lie? The truth is always more colorful.